ba.wa.we.cra: October 2005

Dreams

Yeah I had a crazy dream last night. It was some sort of argument about psychoanalysis (I've gone thesis mad) between two people I can't remember and they just started wailing, like 'weeeaaaaaauuuuuuuuuugggghhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeaaaaa etc' and then suddenly it was so loud I was getting a headache, and then suddenly they were cats, and then suddenly there were cats outside my window and I was semi-awake. Then suddenly it was really really annoying and they sounded like idiots. It didn't sound like cats fighting or meowing, just... wailing. Aw man, i don't know much about cats, but they didn't go away when i slammed my window shut or flicked the outside lights a bit. Now my eyes are all puffy and my ears extremely sensitive to Matt's whiny voice. 'weeeaaaaaauuuuuuuuuugggghhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeaaaaa etc'

sugar rush.

i ate too much candy in bawawecra last night. well i had a few bits of candy and then drank a lot of mango tang.

made me a little excitable. when nick came home i got excited and hoped he would be more 'up'. he seemed tired.

i went to bed and had crazy dreams about nick, steph and james pouring syrup on me. the syrup tasted like coconut and asparagus.

Nurse Nick and Saint Steph

last week I was very sick in Bawawecra.

I discovered these things.

Steph is a great nurse. she will do anything you ask of her. and not complain, and check on you.

Nick is a horrible nurse. he will make you feel like a slob because you cant move. My arm was really saw and I asked him to make a sling for me. he was like 'yeah ill make you a sling'

then he grabbed my extremely saw arm and tried shoving it into the bottom of my tshirt. causeing great pain and no sign of anything that looked like a sling. what a gag.

the irony of it all is that nick is studying to be a nurse. steph is studying to be some sort of arty type. go figure.

I just pray to god i dont get some death illness and wind up in nicks ward in hospital. it will play out something like this:

'nurse i am very hungry and weak. can i have some soup?' - me
'why of course'- nick
nick then picks up a bowl or piping hot soup and pours it on my crotch. as i lay screaming and cripled he will slap me in the face repeatedly and shout 'GET YOUR OWN FUKING SOUP YOU USELESS SLOB, WHAT AM I MADE OF HELPFULLNESS!?!?!'

what a horrible way to die.

james is gone away for a week again. that is all.

Happy Birthday DUDE!

What you talkin bout Matt?

Don't you remember this photo from August of the Bawawecra archives, Matt? I AM black.

And ripped.

Anyhoo, I'm not sure what say you have in house matters, Matt, seeing as lately this house has been known only as 'WACRA', what with your work, parties, the ladies, and James being out in some swamp. Today Nick and I built a cubby-house out of Cheerios in James' room. Then Nick rubbed his pubes all over them and I vomited.

Also, I ate some of your cold medicine because I am sick. Help your self to my tuna and crackers in return.

Death?

Is Bawawecra dead? I mean I still live there....but is it dead?

Discuss.

What you talking bout, Steph?

Today I was thinking about Bawawecra and how it fits into the world. Then suddenly I realised 'IT DOESNT FIT AT ALL!@@@!!!'

We live in a world rich with cultural differences, and at Bawawecra we are all plain old Anglo whiteys!

Sure we have the occasional pop round from old 'Ethno Tony' but the magority of the time the house is full of horrible pale skinned whiteys.

I have decided to take it upon myself to change this. And have decided that it must be Steph who becomes our token 'darker skinned person'. And so tonight while she sleeps I will rub tanning lotion into her pale pasty skin. Mostly concentrating on the face. I will put on 3 times the recommended dose as we need to get this bitch black asap.

Once we have achieved cultural diversity in the house im sure our readership will jump dramatically. Everyone likes token non whiteys. Just look at how popular the Bloc Party are.

ps. if this post pissed you off, then you are probably unattractive.

Comments

I'm sick of those fucking robo-comments so I've put on some kind word verification test on the comments section of the blog. Hope you guys can figure it out.

Oh and I'm fine, thanks for asking.

That is all.

Matt be a lady tonight

WHAT IS HAPPENING??

Holiday

NO SMOKING!!!

So there has been a move in the house to quit smoking. Jummy has stopped and now only has the occasional 'social' smoke. Nick claims to have quit 2 days ago due to poverty. Steph rarely smokes and when she does its only to take the taste of spew out of her mouth...

what is left for me to do?

As the heaviest smoker therefore coolest member of the house, I see 2 options. Quit now and become the coolest non smoker there, or smoke even more than I used to.

I got a really sore throat today so maybe I should quit...but then can I really let Bawawecra become a house of non smoking jerks?! I mean we already have a Vegan and a Girl living there. How much more Hippy can we be?!

I need to make a move and fast.

Bawawecra: a life in pictures

The boys break into song. Rock it lads! Matt and James warm up for a night on thetown with honorary housemate, Antony. He brings us booze when we're too dry.