B.W.W.C does amazing things to your system

Wax on, wack off

What's hot and red and has hives all over? Yep, Scott came over and got bald.

Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen share brain with Wa!

It's true. Nick photographed up his nostrils and discovered that the Olsen's inhabit his hole-sen. It explains Nick's annorexic ass and his passion for safety glasses. But bohemian chic?! Honey, that aint chic, IT'S JUST A MASSIVE DISGUSTING CARDIGAN. Put them glasses back on, duckface(s). How rude. Have mercy. Stavros. Etc etc.

GENIUS IN THE HOUSE!!!

which local, blonde, guitar wielding artist/celebrity now has a bachelor of arts (majoring in film studies) with FIRST CLASS HONOURS?
(hint: she lives in bawawecra!)

Who puts the 'Wa' in Bawawecra?

Recently Nick/Wa posted this comment on our blog about the death of his live journal

" haha - i'm afraid a little piece of my heart died, crushed under the weight of the fat, buck-toothed idiocy of my house"mates". and what use is a journal for one who has been forced to become an emotional robot? "today was another bland and listless day, in which i feared to step outside my room to face the barage of accusations and insults of my erstwhile friends" would become tiresome after a while. tiresome."

it seems he now hates living in Bawawecra.

well i have to words to say to this:

MOVE THE HELL OUT YOU FAT JERK!!!!

but serious folks. have we lost our little wa. 'Bawecra' sounds damn ridiculous.

He left a chocolate egg tied to my door the other day. Its Christmas not easter, the poor retard, but I cherish the thought. It will remain on my door as a symbol of the birth we never shared together...

What about Wa?

What happened to WA/Nick?

WA's Happenin!?

He deleted his personal live journal. and now there are no witty biting comments from him. has anyone seen him recently? has he been preoccupied with the stuffascope?

WA are you?!

ps nick should change his name to nike. would be much more poingint (how the hell do you spell that?!)

DVD! Its a DYNAMITE!!!

Oi Oi Oi Oi!

So i got a dvd playa for my birthday from waweccra.

What a nice gift. One we can all enjoy. I have contemplated moving the dvd and the television into my room, as i do own both. but that would destroy nick. or force him to watch his golden girls dvd in my room during the day, which would in turn leave my room covered in spaff (see post below).

So for now it shall remain in the 'common room'. And i shall rule Bawawecra in a constant state of fear that any moment they could be forced to go back to the OMNI DVD PLAYER!!!!*


*the omni dvd player was a pile of shit that ruined our lives almost everyday. it was the cause of stephs drinking problem, nicks spazzuming asshole and jummys horrible shirts.

The Black Hole.

Somewhere in Nicks room I believe are the following items.

The ends of my jeans
a few of my cds
a towel or two of mine
a few pairs of my jocks
and maybe my long lost red hoodie

and coutless pairs of my socks.

Im not sure if I want them back. Nick was born with a strange form of epilepsy you see. When he masterbates he blacks out and convults wildly. Causing his spaff to go everywhere. and if you believe monica lewinski you cant get spaff out of anything.

Happy birthday jerkface

Happy birthday to Matt, he's real old and looks alright. Let's swing our fists in unison.

somebody broke the blog

who wears short shorts...??

look, let me just clear something up about this jeans caper, ok. i DIDN'T REALISE they were matt's jeans until AFTER i had made them into shorts. and it was a really hot day. i end up doing this every summer, turning all my jeans into shorts and then realising come the cooler weather that i now have no jeans. but that's beside the point. i only figured out they were matt's when i noticed there was no fading on the crotch or the arse. and for fuck sake, they look a hell of a lot better as shorts on me than they did jeans on matt. and you never would have known if some retarded STOOL PIDGEON hadn't opened her giant yap.

also, i'm really sorry, and i love you, and i promise i'll make you a new pair of jeans soon!

Who is... AUSTRALIA'S FATTEST LOSER?!

L-R:
Nick DeAraougjioieu
Matt Matherson
Stepharoo G
Jumily


Your two favourite reality TV shows combine with your favourite blog as the bawawecra kids embrace a summer of fitness and karaoke.

Nick will start the series with a rendition of 'Physical' by Olivia Newtron-John, followed by Matt singing the Streets' hit 'Fit but don't you know it'. James has bagged 'Some girls are bigger than others' by the Smiths, and Steph will bring up the rear with the Springsteen classic 'Born to run'.

Oh, it's on.

(You can download these songs on the No Through Road download album 'Lo-Carb Sandwich').

Private Dick Busts BAWAWECRA

Well i guess it had to happen sooner or later. Those of you familiar with the pre-history of Bawawecra would know something of the unsavoury nature of previous tenants. I'd actually forgotten about the horrors we witnessed on that day of our first "viewing" but this morning's events brought it all back.

I answered the door to a serious looking gentleman enquiring after a certain Gxxxx Txxxxxx* whose mail we still get. After me yawning and explaining he doesn't live here anymore i found myself with some kind of Private Investigators badge thrust in my face and a volley of questions about how long I've lived here, who the landlord is, what we do with the ex-tenants mail etc etc

Now more than likely this kid probably just owes $12.86 on his Video Ezy account and that's the end of the story. But I figured I haven't posted in a while and let's face it this is the most exciting thing that has happened in this house since Nick "accidentally" cut up Matt's treasured Levi flares and turned them into hot pants. Now there's a story......




* name supressed