Monday, October 10, 2005

What you talking bout, Steph?

Today I was thinking about Bawawecra and how it fits into the world. Then suddenly I realised 'IT DOESNT FIT AT ALL!@@@!!!'

We live in a world rich with cultural differences, and at Bawawecra we are all plain old Anglo whiteys!

Sure we have the occasional pop round from old 'Ethno Tony' but the magority of the time the house is full of horrible pale skinned whiteys.

I have decided to take it upon myself to change this. And have decided that it must be Steph who becomes our token 'darker skinned person'. And so tonight while she sleeps I will rub tanning lotion into her pale pasty skin. Mostly concentrating on the face. I will put on 3 times the recommended dose as we need to get this bitch black asap.

Once we have achieved cultural diversity in the house im sure our readership will jump dramatically. Everyone likes token non whiteys. Just look at how popular the Bloc Party are.















ps. if this post pissed you off, then you are probably unattractive.

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hello fellow Blogger!

what would you say if i told you that both the swimsuit and the burqa exist only because of those who believe that the human body is indecent and shameful?

If you're interested (and i know you are!) why don't you come have a look at my site sometime? There's plenty of info i think you'd be interested in.

Have a great day!

http://www.clothesfree.com

3:37 pm  
Blogger matt said...

i thought we fixed this...

4:21 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who doesn't love a home cooked meal? i'm sure YOU do, which is why i'm sending you a free sample!!

This 'Kitty Litter Cake' is sure to delight the whole family come Halloween, and you'll find heaps more where that came from.

Hundreds of interesting recipes are listed on my interactive and easy to use website - check it out some time.

http://cake.allrecipes.com/az/KittyLitterCake.asp

5:00 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No, don't stop the "splog"! It's only just getting interesting! More intersting than anything that's been happening in the house of late, at least.

12:49 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

just fucking terrible, not even funny
blog shite from a wanker who cant even spell-
how's your anglo education
and your journey thru self-socialisation
when you obviously are learning nothing?

got no fucking taste in music
vomitus comedy
& no fucking personal politics to back
any fucking commentary up.

eat my turd
you rock star wannabe!

7:57 pm  
Blogger matt said...

wowzers...someone dont like the matt!

4:29 pm  

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