Jummy Come Home.
Bawawecra needs James. He has been gone for 2 weeks only to return on the weekends. And I think he is gone for 2 weeks more.
Bawawecra is becoming a tip. a pig sty.
And we are all to blame.
With out James there to clean/tell us off/motivate us we are living in our own filth.
I watched as Steph used her own arm to serve us gravy for our chips as as we had no clean plates left. GRAVY ON HER ARM!
I dont know how to solve this. I dont know what to do...we need James.
Bawawecra is becoming a tip. a pig sty.
And we are all to blame.
With out James there to clean/tell us off/motivate us we are living in our own filth.
I watched as Steph used her own arm to serve us gravy for our chips as as we had no clean plates left. GRAVY ON HER ARM!
I dont know how to solve this. I dont know what to do...we need James.
posted by matt at 11:30 am
3 Comments:
matt, the house is fine. but if it bothers you, DO SOME DISHES. at least when james complains he does so from an untouchable position of righteousness.
i know you're constantly amazed that the dirty dishes don't just disappear, the way they did when you lived with your mother, but it's time you accept the painful reality - if you don't clean the house, it stays dirty.
i did a big chunk of the dishes the other day. as far as i can tell they aint been touched since.
Ive also cleaned that bloody bench down a lot in the last week or so. keeps gettin messy.
who is slobzilla?
steph i found out last night that you did the entire house. that is amazing
you will be rewarded.
i cook you dinner sometimes (blush) but its true. its not enough.
we need to coat you in gold and send you to the moon
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