Party at the Cra
Party on the 2nd of July 2005
Damage report:
1 mug of Nicks with his name on it. I believe it was of some sentimental value. Broken by a crazed man who was allergic to Vodka.
2 cupbourd doors which were steam cooked by a kettle left on for about 40 minutes. Unfortunatley the whistler was not on so it just boiled away. 'It left the kitchen all moist!' said Steph. Crazed drunk man was not seen around the cupbourds at the time.
1 Bathroom. Soiled with the thoughts of a crazed drunk man with a vodka allergy doing some form of the nasty in it.
4 eyeballs. Kynan and Matt both now have crazed drunken mans penis image permanantly tattooed into them. They will never really sleep again.
Damage report:
1 mug of Nicks with his name on it. I believe it was of some sentimental value. Broken by a crazed man who was allergic to Vodka.
2 cupbourd doors which were steam cooked by a kettle left on for about 40 minutes. Unfortunatley the whistler was not on so it just boiled away. 'It left the kitchen all moist!' said Steph. Crazed drunk man was not seen around the cupbourds at the time.
1 Bathroom. Soiled with the thoughts of a crazed drunk man with a vodka allergy doing some form of the nasty in it.
4 eyeballs. Kynan and Matt both now have crazed drunken mans penis image permanantly tattooed into them. They will never really sleep again.
posted by matt at 2:10 pm
5 Comments:
you forgot the toilet seat being ripped from its hinges
same bloke i think
He loves a good toilet seat rippin
hahhaha I walked up to you and Kynan after the drunken crazy man had shown you his dick. SCARY faces.
Add another pair of eyeballs to that list. I happened to be looking out the window at CDM, Matt and Kynan and saw a flash of pink where no pink should've been seen. Thankfully I had a pane of glass shielding me from the full force of the wang.
did you get some rebound wang?
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