House Guests...
This weekend Bawawecra will have 2 house guests. What will happen to the dynamic of the house? I predict these changes:
Steph will no longer feel comfortable to throw up in the kitchen and will take to spewing in the backyard by the clothesline, causing james to be very angry cause he uses the clothesline as his wardrobe.
Nick will respond to the people entering his personal space by being even louder and more demanding. He will walk around the house pissing in corners marking his territory. He is then likely to bury his vegan hotdogs in the garden somewhere and soon forget where the hell they are...Causing him to scream at everything.
James will more than likely woo our new houseguests. He will cook them a nice dinner and buy them fancy wines. When they turn his offer of romance down he will then demand that they clean up Nicks piss, which will in turn cause Nick to piss in more, less obvious, places.
I will be in the middle of the storm, calm, reserved, and attractive. As I always am.
Steph will no longer feel comfortable to throw up in the kitchen and will take to spewing in the backyard by the clothesline, causing james to be very angry cause he uses the clothesline as his wardrobe.
Nick will respond to the people entering his personal space by being even louder and more demanding. He will walk around the house pissing in corners marking his territory. He is then likely to bury his vegan hotdogs in the garden somewhere and soon forget where the hell they are...Causing him to scream at everything.
James will more than likely woo our new houseguests. He will cook them a nice dinner and buy them fancy wines. When they turn his offer of romance down he will then demand that they clean up Nicks piss, which will in turn cause Nick to piss in more, less obvious, places.
I will be in the middle of the storm, calm, reserved, and attractive. As I always am.
posted by matt at 2:08 pm
5 Comments:
oh that reminds me, james, can henry and guy use your sleeping bags?
"Causing him to scream at everything."
More than usual, I take it?
the greatest victory of nick moving out my house = getting rid of the kiddie pool. even my dad, as soon as i said nick might be moving out was "ooh make sure he takes the pool"
Amen
the memories Nick, the memories...
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